Cynical Meanings*

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*Cynical Meanings*

*Divorce*: Future tense of marriage.

*Lecture*: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either."

*Conference*: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Compromise:* The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

*Tears:* The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

*Dictionary:* A place where success comes before work.

*Conference Room:* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

*Classic:* A book which people praise, but do not read.

*Smile:* A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Office:* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn:* The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

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